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Hyrax Feet Faux-Crocs
Hyrax Feet Faux-Crocs
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Hyrax feet have abs. I swear.
What do they feel like? You know those little triangular erasers you can stick on the end of a standard pencil? Hyrax feet feel like that. They’re always a bit clammy, and they can grip things really tightly. I actually call them hands.
These feet now have a fashion doppelgänger: that same odd texture appears on a certain kind of super-ugly shoe that is for sale RIGHT NOW. (Sorry, I’m not a clog fan.)
But I am a fluff brisket fan, and now you can get some clogs from China, printed in Whereversville, and shipped straight to you in Anytown, USA. I can’t imagine they’ll arrive quickly—so order now and save them for a birthday gift. Also great for bar mitzvahs and quinceañeras.
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Here's the Printify copy that I left in the description:
Created to make your every step feel like cloudy bliss, these hyraxonalized clogs are exactly what your feet need to remind you of your favorite beast all day long. Featuring EVA foam, they feel plush and help absorb the shock of hard surfaces while also providing excellent support for your arches. Their all-over-print design, makes them unique and helps put your fuzzbutt fandom on display.
.: Material: 100% EVA
.: Black & white insole and outsole color options
.: Printed exterior and strap surface
.: EU size embossed on the sole
.: Blank product sourced from China - so this may take a while
| US 6 (Women's) | US 6.5 (Women's) | US 7.5 (Women's) | US 8 (Women's) | US 9 (Women's) | US 9.5 (Women's) | US 10.5 (Women's) | US 11.5 (Women's) | US 12 (Women's) | US 13 (Women's) | US 14 (Women's) | US 5.5 (Men's) | US 6 (Men's) | US 7 (Men's) | US 7.5 (Men's) | US 8.5 (Men's) | US 9 (Men's) | US 10 (Men's) | US 11 (Men's) | US 12 (Men's) | US 13 (Men's) | US 14 (Men's) | |
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| EU size | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 47 | 48 |
| UK size | 4 | 5 | 6 | 6.5 | 7 | 8 | 8.5 | 9 | 10 | 10.5 | 11 | 6 | 6.5 | 7 | 8 | 8.5 | 9 | 10 | 10.5 | 11 | 11.5 | 12 |
| Length, in | 9.30 | 9.60 | 9.80 | 10.10 | 10.30 | 10.60 | 10.80 | 11.10 | 11.30 | 11.10 | 11.30 | 9.30 | 9.60 | 9.80 | 10.10 | 10.30 | 10.60 | 10.80 | 11.10 | 11.30 | 11.60 | 11.90 |
.: Please note: product is not available for publishing in Etsy
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